Now i'm not that way particularly inclined, but man that Jacob Black character is ripped. if he really is 17 in real life then he has taken a ridiculous amount of steroids and is now majorly lacking in another department... that's what I'm telling myself anyway. so, the film, basically a big love triangle between a young fit girl(Bella Swan - played by Kristen Stewart) and a werewolf boy(Jacob Black - played by Taylor Lautner) and a vampire boy(Edward Cullen - played by Robert Pattinson). shes with vampire boy he leaves her to protect her, werewolf man moves in, but then she eventually goes running back to vampire boy. pretty easy going stuff, and the film is pretty slow especially at the beginning, with a lot of Bella and vampire boy looking at each breathing deeply and kissing. personally i just don't understand why it's these two in love, whenever they are together they seem so unhappy and melancholy, but when she is with wolf man they have a great laugh and enjoy life. Jacob Black's (wolfmans) body is also extremely ripped compared to the skinny runt body of Edward Cullen (vampire boy), so it is completely beyond me as to why she would choose the skinny depressed guy who obviously has to use shading for 6 pack over uber ripped and funny tanned guy. oh well that's girls for you - all messed up.
enjoyable enough, i suspect even more enjoyable if you are a girl. or gay. as there is a lot of male flesh on show. just hoping Kristen Stewart gets them out in the sequel to give us boys (or lesbians) something to gawk at.
3 stars
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