right. now i know that i am not the perfect audience for this film, i'm not a pre-pubescent girl and i haven't read the books, but i gave the first two films a bit of leeway because of this. now it comes to this and the third of the series - and what a load of old shit it is.
i mean seriously, first of all, absolutely nothing happens its pretty much exactly the same as the second film. the one plot strand that they use to try and drive some kind of story is that there is some kind of new vampire army being created to try and kill the Cullen family - big deal.
this plot strand plays second fiddle though to the whole love story between the three teenagers, and his is where exactly the same thing happens as in the previous films. they both love bella and she doesnt know wo to choose. except now bella's turned into a bit of a slag and is gagging for it and kissing both of them - what a hussy! my main issue with this whole thing is that why the hell would anyone be attracted to this Edward Cullen (Robert Pattison character) he is skinny, lanky, pastey white and one of the most boring characters i have ever seen on film, he's not even charming in any way - i mean how is anyone attracted to this thing let alone in love with it. unbelievable.
so basically the whole film is them three going round in circles about they love each so on and so forth. boring and the story really needs to move on.
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Told you it would be shit.
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